hannahpooper:

how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”

(Source: lntelligent, via fake-mermaid)

assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

(via mackle-morose)

suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

(via sapphicnymph)

(Source: hellahealy, via arctiicmxnkeys)

myliesenner:

bby jas

(Source: ja-ll, via umhullen)

"Ok so why the fuck….."

— Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via volumesofsilence)

(via arctiicmxnkeys)

(Source: groteleur, via arctiicmxnkeys)

motordives:

things that are okay

  1. queer hogwarts students
  2. muggleborns at hogwarts headcanons
  3. in-depth analyses of the hogwarts’ houses
  4. neato graphics
  5. new in-text/in-movie connections 

things that are not okay

  1. sad stories of george living in a world without fred

(via samanticshift)